October Eyeball Treats

Every October brings a special time in my life, Movie Marathons and seasonal snackage galore. I love setting up for these frightful cinematic adventures with ghost, ghouls, and weirdos.  My pores literally excrete excitement from the anticipation of getting to binge watch some of my favs.

***Reminder to self: make sure all night lights are working***

This years October Movie Fest will include:

  1. Army of the Darkness
  2. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)
  3. Poltergeist (1982)
  4. The Amityville Horror
  5. Nosferatu
  6. Addams Family
  7. Casper
  8. The Craft
  9. Halloween
  10. Nightmare on Elm Street
  11. Hellraiser
  12. Nightbreed
  13. Child’s Play
  14. Skeleton Key
  15. Dolly Dearest
  16. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
  17. Sinister
  18. The Ring
  19. Grudge
  20. Ghostbusters
  21. Pumpkin Head
  22. Omen
  23. 28 Days Later
  24. Beetlejuice
  25. Exorcist (1973)
  26. Trick or Treat
  27. Darkness Falls
  28. Practical Magic
  29. Hocus Pocus
  30. The Kiss (1988)
  31. Dead Silence
  32. Little Monsters (1989)
  33. Jeepers Creepers

Grab your popcorn, candy corn, hard ciders, and spices and let’s get these films rolling..

Pennywise is BACK!!!!

Holy tittie shits, Pennywise is officially back!

Yessssss, I just saw the 2017 “IT” movie, it was amazing. Granted being older gives me an edge against my clownie monster fears of childhood, my eyeballs still watched carefully from behind my fingers and awesome peripheral vision. Don’t judge, you gotta be safe at all times watching demon shit like this. It sees your face…it can see your soul…it can be on your couch when you get home eating your popcorn as an appetizer before your ass. Plus, Pennywise is definitely creepier than before with his happy sinister laugh, herky-jerky movement, and CGI assist. If that’s not enough, this asshole evil entity gleefully terrorizes people for fear food. Come on, what type of sickness do you have to have to need that type of medicinal diet. Pennywise is 100% not vegan.

Moving on, there is one group more scary than the clown in this film and that’s the adults. There where multiple times my skin crawled just from the creepy cringe interactions between the children and adults. A real shitty mental reminder of how a parent can fuck up a kid so easily. Now, that is scary as fuck.

Anyway, overall the movie itself was very entertaining and fun to watch, in a pepped up nostalgic way. AHHH Hell!!! I LOVED IT…My collection beckons IT, when is the DVD dropping?

Begone Spirit Bitch

Since moving into our new house we have had a few weird things happen but nothing that could not be wrote off on a house settling. Recently I’ve experienced footsteps from the kitchen to the room I was in while everyone is asleep, once again could be the house settling. The weirdest thing so far that could not be the house settling happened while alone in my home vacuuming the hallway. I thought someone walked up behind me and flicked me, needless to say no one was there. Being a true lady feed up this bullshit I cussed the spirit bitch out with some very unladylike like language. A lot of F!@#% were given this day. Anyway, at this point I’m laughing like an idiot cause who does this, seriously I’m sure my dogs think I’m crazy.

However, it must have worked cause no more weirdness happened for days. Then I took a picture of my dog in my car. I could be crazy but it looks like someone is in my back seat. At first I thought it was my seat but my back seat was down since I was moving boxes all day. I’m officially blaming it on dirty as hell windows but on the other hand at least the bitch is outside and taking a back seat.

Ghostie