Pennywise is BACK!!!!

Holy tittie shits, Pennywise is officially back!

Yessssss, I just saw the 2017 “IT” movie, it was amazing. Granted being older gives me an edge against my clownie monster fears of childhood, my eyeballs still watched carefully from behind my fingers and awesome peripheral vision. Don’t judge, you gotta be safe at all times watching demon shit like this. It sees your face…it can see your soul…it can be on your couch when you get home eating your popcorn as an appetizer before your ass. Plus, Pennywise is definitely creepier than before with his happy sinister laugh, herky-jerky movement, and CGI assist. If that’s not enough, this asshole evil entity gleefully terrorizes people for fear food. Come on, what type of sickness do you have to have to need that type of medicinal diet. Pennywise is 100% not vegan.

Moving on, there is one group more scary than the clown in this film and that’s the adults. There where multiple times my skin crawled just from the creepy cringe interactions between the children and adults. A real shitty mental reminder of how a parent can fuck up a kid so easily. Now, that is scary as fuck.

Anyway, overall the movie itself was very entertaining and fun to watch, in a pepped up nostalgic way. AHHH Hell!!! I LOVED IT…My collection beckons IT, when is the DVD dropping?

Begone Spirit Bitch

Since moving into our new house we have had a few weird things happen but nothing that could not be wrote off on a house settling. Recently I’ve experienced footsteps from the kitchen to the room I was in while everyone is asleep, once again could be the house settling. The weirdest thing so far that could not be the house settling happened while alone in my home vacuuming the hallway. I thought someone walked up behind me and flicked me, needless to say no one was there. Being a true lady feed up this bullshit I cussed the spirit bitch out with some very unladylike like language. A lot of F!@#% were given this day. Anyway, at this point I’m laughing like an idiot cause who does this, seriously I’m sure my dogs think I’m crazy.

However, it must have worked cause no more weirdness happened for days. Then I took a picture of my dog in my car. I could be crazy but it looks like someone is in my back seat. At first I thought it was my seat but my back seat was down since I was moving boxes all day. I’m officially blaming it on dirty as hell windows but on the other hand at least the bitch is outside and taking a back seat.

Ghostie