Rumors

AAAAHHHHHH!!! I’VE BEEN ACCUSED!!! OF WHAT? … keeping a dirty house in the ghetto while being an evil witch who consorts with a demon entity in my home, but it doesn’t end there. Apparently my bestie is a female named Will and my fiance is a closet gay man who keeps a Cerberus in the basement. ***By the way Cerberus was totally me, truth is I own three dogs not a three headed one. Ya know, gotta make the gossip juicy.***

I know rumors are just away for people to not focus on the cracks of their own life mirror since all truths come out eventually and karma will be served ice cold. But sometimes a little birdie blesses one with tea about yourself and you can’t help but laugh at the bullshit when it’s so far out there with a wrong turn.

The crazier part are the people who are actually saying these things about my life, I wonder if they actually believe the shit they say or are they really just pathetic annoying pimples on life’s ass. POP! POP! EWWW, BIT!

Though, part of me is a little sad that I could not fulfill my part in the rumors, simply because of just how awesome it would be.

Now it’s pretty easy for me to imagine smiting salty bitches with magical lightening bolts from hell and making them shit rainbows outta their asses. In fact, some days I wish it would happen, but rolling around the “ghetto” with a demon riding shotgun, a gay fiance sitting in the back with a female named Will, people are putting a lot of faith in my abilities to lead that kind of life. Talk about next level street cred and movie deals.

Pennywise is BACK!!!!

Holy tittie shits, Pennywise is officially back!

Yessssss, I just saw the 2017 “IT” movie, it was amazing. Granted being older gives me an edge against my clownie monster fears of childhood, my eyeballs still watched carefully from behind my fingers and awesome peripheral vision. Don’t judge, you gotta be safe at all times watching demon shit like this. It sees your face…it can see your soul…it can be on your couch when you get home eating your popcorn as an appetizer before your ass. Plus, Pennywise is definitely creepier than before with his happy sinister laugh, herky-jerky movement, and CGI assist. If that’s not enough, this asshole evil entity gleefully terrorizes people for fear food. Come on, what type of sickness do you have to have to need that type of medicinal diet. Pennywise is 100% not vegan.

Moving on, there is one group more scary than the clown in this film and that’s the adults. There where multiple times my skin crawled just from the creepy cringe interactions between the children and adults. A real shitty mental reminder of how a parent can fuck up a kid so easily. Now, that is scary as fuck.

Anyway, overall the movie itself was very entertaining and fun to watch, in a pepped up nostalgic way. AHHH Hell!!! I LOVED IT…My collection beckons IT, when is the DVD dropping?